Blaming the salon for gel lifting after a week of hand-washing dishes without gloves is a bit rich, in the same way blaming a phone case for cracking after being...
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Asking which nail type lasts longest without mentioning you open every can, jar, and package with your actual nails is a bit like asking which running shoe lasts longest without...
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Everyday makeup has one job: making it look like you simply woke up like this, which is a full-time acting performance requiring zero visible effort. Special occasion makeup has an...
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Assuming makeup pricing should be cheap because it's just some lipstick is how people end up properly stunned that skilled application, professional products, and someone's actual time cost real money....
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Somewhere along the way, event hair and makeup became beauty-industry shorthand for weddings only, which is a bit unfair to literally every other reason someone might want to look incredible...
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Skipping the trial and hoping the wedding day makeup just works out is the beauty equivalent of skipping the dress fitting and hoping it still zips up on the day....
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Assuming a mobile hair stylist costs more than a salon by default is a bit like assuming home delivery costs more than eating out every single time, sometimes true, often...
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Every stylist claims they do curly hair, which is the beauty-industry equivalent of every restaurant claiming they do authentic cuisine, technically a claim, not actually a guarantee. Searching for a...
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Most people could describe their split ends in forensic detail and couldn't tell you the last time they thought about their actual scalp, which is a bit like obsessing over...
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Ask ten people what a gloss treatment actually does and you'll get ten different answers, most of them somewhere between it's just shine spray and a blank stare. A hair...
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Foils are the spreadsheet of hair color, methodical, gridded, exact. Balayage is more like freehand painting, which is exactly why it takes a real artist rather than a formula to...
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A five-star review that just says great! is the verbal equivalent of a thumbs up emoji, technically positive, completely useless to the next person trying to decide. Ratings and reviews...
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A bad massage at a spa means an awkward walk past reception, hoping nobody asks how it was. A bad mobile massage means the provider's already left, and it's properly...
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Somewhere between a stranger bringing you a burrito and a stranger driving you home at 1am, society decided strangers showing up to help with things is fine now, actually good,...
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A spa visit comes with its own miniature wardrobe change, a robe, slippers, a locker key you'll definitely misplace, before you've even had the massage. Convenience is the obvious reason...
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